You're All I Want for Christmas....!

I imagine many of you are stressed out over doing your Holiday shopping. Therefore, I’ve created a list that will help you click off what you need to buy for yourself or that significant other in your life! Many of these items can be purchased online. Others can be non-tangible and presented in a nice free card from Naughty Cards that can express your sentiments in just the…uh, naughtiest way!

• How about starting out the season with satin sheets – RED to match the season? They have other colors and sizes, too.

• If you have the money to spare, how about a secret renewal to his prescription of Cialis, Viagra, or Levitra? According to my unbiased personal research, Cialis is better than the others. No! I do not benefit financially by your use of this, but your love life will benefit.

• How about a box of condoms? Make up a box of different kinds and have fun trying out the different ones. Any size will do, actually. Once, a guest speaker for my human sexuality class took a “small” condom and blew it up into a balloon that was about 18” in diameter, then said, “Don’t let anyone ever tell you it’s too small or not big enough!” Good lesson!

• Promise a simple sexy candlelight meal with the kids farmed out for the evening. Send them to a friend’s and offer to return the favor.

• I think the local prostitutes are missing an opportunity to offer gift cards. If you know some of the more reputable ones, ask about it! And ask if you can go along to watch! (giggle)

• In that same vein, how about a gift card for a professional massage, either alone or with you. I know a few massage therapists who would love to give a massage to a couple at the same time.

• Speaking of massages, how about offering a gift of giving your lover a massage yourself? Go take lessons, if you need to, but most of us know how to give a good sensual massage. There are good books on this, if you feel a little hesitant about your abilities.

• If you are looking for a different way to spend the holidays, don’t stay home and shovel snow (hire a neighbor kid to do that). Read through this book together and find a nude beach or resort where you can enjoy the sun in all your glory. I love this kind of gift!!

• One of my favorite gifts would be a pedicure at the local beauty salon. I had my very first pedicure EVER this past summer. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven! This is not a gift just for the women, by the way. My pedicurist says that she gives them to men all the time. They come in with tired, calloused feet and she really pampers them.

• If you are single (or wishing you were), give yourself the gift of a membership in one of the many dating sites listed at the bottom of this page. There are sites to fit every need, from “just a friend” to more edgy stuff.

• For you alone, or you with one other, or many others, check out some of these wonderful sex toys. Then go play with them throughout the holidays and 2009!

• You can find just about anything you like at Amazon - from sex toys to satin sheets to books on masturbation! And if you get bored with sex, you can always just curl up with a good book! Check out the link on this page for an Amazon gift card.

• I’m sure I’ve forgotten many of the other things you can give, but you all have creative minds, I’m sure. Most of all, I want to remind you to give yourself and each other the gift of time! This can mean quality time together, or time spent alone recuperating from a hectic year. Trust me, time will go by much faster than you realize. Don’t miss a single minute of it!

I blow you a kiss ~ ~ ~
Fanny